A woman wearing a cream-colored crewneck sweatshirt with a graphic print that reads 'FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED' and an eye illustration, paired with loose blue jeans and white sneakers, standing on a city sidewalk.
A woman stands outdoors wearing a black crewneck sweatshirt with a graphic print that reads 'EFFICACIOUSLY DISRESPECTED' and a car illustration, paired with dark wide-leg jeans and beige sneakers.
A woman stands on a city sidewalk wearing a sage green sweatshirt with a graphic print that reads 'FEROCIOUSLY UNDERDRESSED' and matching olive green cargo pants.
Black sweatshirt with FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED lettering in cream and gold above a line-art eye
Eucalyptus sweatshirt with FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED lettering in cream and gold above a line-art eye
Ecru sweatshirt with FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED lettering in cream and gold above a line-art eye
A woman wearing a cream-colored crewneck sweatshirt with a graphic print that reads 'FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED' and an eye illustration, paired with loose blue jeans and white sneakers, standing on a city sidewalk.
A woman stands outdoors wearing a black crewneck sweatshirt with a graphic print that reads 'EFFICACIOUSLY DISRESPECTED' and a car illustration, paired with dark wide-leg jeans and beige sneakers.
A woman stands on a city sidewalk wearing a sage green sweatshirt with a graphic print that reads 'FEROCIOUSLY UNDERDRESSED' and matching olive green cargo pants.
Black sweatshirt with FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED lettering in cream and gold above a line-art eye
Eucalyptus sweatshirt with FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED lettering in cream and gold above a line-art eye
Ecru sweatshirt with FEROCIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED lettering in cream and gold above a line-art eye
£101.00
£101.00
Sold Out

Made for you — most orders arrive 22 Nov–29 Nov. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting — we make it after you order (3 to 5 business days, 3 to 7 for printed apparel), then delivery is free. We check your spelling before production starts, and if anything arrives faulty or not as you ordered it, we replace it free. Because each piece is cut to your words, personalised items can’t be cancelled once we begin.

Ferociously unimpressed. Raise the standard.

FEROCIOUSLY in heavy cream caps above UNIMPRESSED in gold, with RAISE THE STANDARD beneath and a line-art eye looking straight back. Printed on a heavyweight fleece sweatshirt.

For the days when the bar on offer is simply too low. Wear it with wide-leg trousers and loafers, cuffs pushed back. Layer pendant necklaces at different lengths and add a pair of statement earrings.

Details

  • Features: Front graphic print, oversized relaxed fit, dropped shoulders, inset sleeves, 2x2 ribbing at the neck, cuffs and hem
  • Colors: Black, eucalyptus or ecru
  • Material composition: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester CVC fleece, 11.8 oz (400 gsm), pre-shrunk
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron over the print.
  • Made to order: Printed for you in the USA after you order. Allow about a week for printing before it ships. We email tracking as soon as it is on the way.
  • Product measurements (inches, laid flat):
  • Size XS: Body width 25.6, Length 23.2
  • Size S: Body width 26.6, Length 23.6
  • Size M: Body width 27.6, Length 24.0
  • Size L: Body width 28.5, Length 24.4
  • Size XL: Body width 29.5, Length 24.8
  • Fit tip: This one is cut oversized. Lay a sweatshirt you love flat, measure straight across just below the armpits, and size down if you want it closer to the body.

Set the bar yourself. Then refuse to lower it.

Same print on the Ferociously Unimpressed Graphic V-Neck Tee.

Before you buy

Will it turn my skin green?

Depends what's underneath the gold. Plating over stainless or titanium steel won't - steel doesn't react with sweat that way. Plating over copper or alloy can, because copper oxidizes against skin and the mark it leaves is green. It's harmless and it washes off. Check the material line on this page: it says which one this piece is.

Will it tarnish?

Sterling silver will, eventually - that's silver reacting with sulfur in the air, and it goes black rather than green. A polishing cloth takes it off. Platinum-plated silver resists it for much longer. Gold plating doesn't tarnish; it wears, which is a different problem with the same look.

Is it waterproof?

Water-resistant, not waterproof. Showers, swimming and hot tubs shorten the life of any plated piece - chlorine and salt are the worst of it. Take it off first and you'll double how long it looks new.

Is it safe for sensitive skin?

Stainless steel, titanium steel and 925 sterling silver are the safest bets here. Plated alloy is the one to avoid if nickel is your problem. If you react to cheap earrings, stay in the steel and silver collections.

How do I make it last?

Last on, first off - after perfume, lotion and hairspray, before the shower and the gym. Wipe it with a soft cloth after wearing. Store it dry and separate, in the pouch it came in. That's most of it.