A woman stands in an urban alleyway leaning against a red brick wall, wearing an olive green tank top with a white graphic that reads 'STATIC ORCHID', distressed blue jeans, and black boots, with a black jacket draped off her shoulders.
A woman stands in a loft-style room with large windows and concrete walls, wearing a white tank top with a black graphic print that reads 'TATTOOS ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS'. She is also wearing black ripped skinny jeans and black combat boots.
A woman stands on a city sidewalk leaning against a concrete pole, wearing a black tank top with a white 'Static Orchard' graphic, a distressed brown leather jacket draped off her shoulders, and black ripped jeans with brown lace-up boots.
Black tank with STATIC ORCHARD lettering across an engraved pomegranate branch
White tank with STATIC ORCHARD lettering across an engraved pomegranate branch
Military Green tank with STATIC ORCHARD lettering across an engraved pomegranate branch
A woman stands in an urban alleyway leaning against a red brick wall, wearing an olive green tank top with a white graphic that reads 'STATIC ORCHID', distressed blue jeans, and black boots, with a black jacket draped off her shoulders.
A woman stands in a loft-style room with large windows and concrete walls, wearing a white tank top with a black graphic print that reads 'TATTOOS ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS'. She is also wearing black ripped skinny jeans and black combat boots.
A woman stands on a city sidewalk leaning against a concrete pole, wearing a black tank top with a white 'Static Orchard' graphic, a distressed brown leather jacket draped off her shoulders, and black ripped jeans with brown lace-up boots.
Black tank with STATIC ORCHARD lettering across an engraved pomegranate branch
White tank with STATIC ORCHARD lettering across an engraved pomegranate branch
Military Green tank with STATIC ORCHARD lettering across an engraved pomegranate branch
£28.00
£28.00
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Made for you — most orders arrive 22 Nov–29 Nov. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting — we make it after you order (3 to 5 business days, 3 to 7 for printed apparel), then delivery is free. We check your spelling before production starts, and if anything arrives faulty or not as you ordered it, we replace it free. Because each piece is cut to your words, personalised items can’t be cancelled once we begin.

Rooted, thorned and still fruiting.

STATIC ORCHARD drawn in tall cream letterforms across an engraved pomegranate branch, with split fruit, thorned stems and sharp-cut leaves. Printed on a lightweight racerback tank.

For the ones who grew where they were planted and came up thorned anyway. Wear it with loose denim and boots, or layer it under an open shirt. Stack pendant necklaces at different lengths and finish with statement earrings.

Details

  • Features: Front graphic print, racerback cut, side-seamed construction, curved scalloped hemline, tear-away label
  • Colors: Black, white or military green
  • Material composition: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz, lightweight and tightly knit
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron over the print.
  • Made to order: Printed for you in the USA after you order. Allow about a week for printing before it ships. We email tracking as soon as it is on the way.
  • Sizes: XS through XXL
  • Product measurements (inches, laid flat):
  • Size XS: Chest width 14, Body length 26
  • Size S: Chest width 15, Body length 27
  • Size M: Chest width 16, Body length 28
  • Size L: Chest width 17, Body length 29
  • Size XL: Chest width 18, Body length 30
  • Size XXL: Chest width 19, Body length 31
  • Fit tip: This one is cut close through the body. Lay a tank you already like flat, measure straight across just below the armholes, and size up if you want it looser.

Nothing here was pruned to be pleasant.

Same print on the Static Orchard Graphic V-Neck Tee.

Before you buy

Will it turn my skin green?

Depends what's underneath the gold. Plating over stainless or titanium steel won't - steel doesn't react with sweat that way. Plating over copper or alloy can, because copper oxidizes against skin and the mark it leaves is green. It's harmless and it washes off. Check the material line on this page: it says which one this piece is.

Will it tarnish?

Sterling silver will, eventually - that's silver reacting with sulfur in the air, and it goes black rather than green. A polishing cloth takes it off. Platinum-plated silver resists it for much longer. Gold plating doesn't tarnish; it wears, which is a different problem with the same look.

Is it waterproof?

Water-resistant, not waterproof. Showers, swimming and hot tubs shorten the life of any plated piece - chlorine and salt are the worst of it. Take it off first and you'll double how long it looks new.

Is it safe for sensitive skin?

Stainless steel, titanium steel and 925 sterling silver are the safest bets here. Plated alloy is the one to avoid if nickel is your problem. If you react to cheap earrings, stay in the steel and silver collections.

How do I make it last?

Last on, first off - after perfume, lotion and hairspray, before the shower and the gym. Wipe it with a soft cloth after wearing. Store it dry and separate, in the pouch it came in. That's most of it.